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jojo Mud Obsessed
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Odometer: 5422
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Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:56 am Post subject: Indicators
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BMW have announced they are to recall over 100,000 cars to fit them with automatic indicators. They will work by identifying all turns and lane changes etc. via satnav. The clever bit is that the satnav does not have to have a route selected as it will choose to indicate left or right, or not at all, in a perfectly random manner. To add to the in-car entertainment the driver will have the option of choosing just how misleading or annoying the indicators will be by choosing from one of the following options: little old lady following, flash ******* alongside, vicar approaching from the opposite direction and idiot with flashing blue lights coming up fast.
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xamtex Difflock Royalty
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