FORUM CLASSIFIEDS DIFFLOCK.com Links & Networks
Forum Homepage
Log in
Profile
Search
Private Messages
Forum Members
Register
Classified Ads
Search Ads
Place New Ad
My ads
Place your classified
ads here for FREE
NB: Adverts placed in the general
forum areas will be deleted
Difflock Homepage
Online Shop
Contact Us
FAQ
Calendar
Garage
Facebook
Twitter
Youtube
Advertise With Us - Reach your target market by advertising on the Difflock.com forum.
Click here or call 0845 125 9407


My DCJC subscription was due...

 
 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Difflock Forum Index -> The Lounge
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Nightbar
Difflock Royalty


Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Odometer: 20561
Location: In a state of anticipation...


1999 Land Rover Defender

PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:07 pm    Post subject: My DCJC subscription was due... Reply with quote

Once upon a time, at a monastery in a faraway kingdom, there was a young monk named Sam.

His order was renowned for their beautiful choral singing. They trained, hours every day, refining their voices and their art. Their song floated down the mountainside, enriching the lives and souls of the townspeople below.
Sam was particularly gifted, and on his 19th birthday, in mid-song, he hit upon a beautifully intricate note of pure magic. Everyone within miles just froze in mid action, stirred to the very core of their souls by the pure bliss of the tone. And all the realm realized, instantly, that it was Sam, and Sam was the first person in history to hit one of the rumored Magical Notes that musicians had theorized must exist... yet no one before Sam had ever reached one.

And on Sam's 20th birthday, it happened again. This time, the town below was so impacted that no one moved, spoke, or even blinked for several minutes after. As the golden sound finally tapered off and ceased, they knew that Sam had found the Second Note...

And the next year on Sam's birthday, the town had realized there was a pattern involved. This time, all of the townspeople were present in the monastery's nave, watching in awe, as Sam hit the glorious Third Note. People cried out in pure joy as the sound grew to a glorious crescendo. Words cannot do justice to the experience. The town flourished, as Sam's notes made the people pure all the way to the core of their beings.
And on it went for the next few years, the Magical Notes growing sweeter and sweeter... until, that is, Sam's 25th birthday.

All at first seemed as normal... until Sam hit the Magical Note. From the start, Sam seemed very uncomfortable, and this new sound was not beautiful... it was jarring and discordant. Sam started to get very warm, and was visibly sweating onstage. He doubled his resolve and dug deeper, to get to the sweet part of the Magical Note that he knew must be there.
Suddenly, to the horror of all, Sam spontaneously combusted! The two closest monks on stage were burned by the flames coming off of his body, and he ignited the stage curtains. Soon the entire monastery was aflame. By a miracle, everyone made it out, except for poor Sam.

The townsfolk were left staring at the burning monastery in sad, stunned disbelief.

The mayor approached the lead monk of the order. "What happened?" he asked, exasperated.

The old monk shook his head sadly. "Isn't it obvious?" he said. "Sam sung Note 7."

__________________________________
The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.

Plant a tree for the Difflock 3
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger Skype NameeBay Name
jojo
Mud Obsessed


Joined: 11 Aug 2007
Odometer: 5241




PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I vote you can stay in the DCJC - but if you've got any more like that you should be locked in.

Nice one.

J
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
** GED **
Off-Road Guru


Joined: 18 Jun 2014
Odometer: 1926
Location: Scouser



PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

By the power vested in me I hereby pronounce you a lifelong member at the difflock crap joke Club.

The other member of the executive committee will be along shortly to ratify this decision

The beers are on you Rupert

__________________________________
the other co-founder of the DCJC

Member of TEAM CHAOS
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
.
Difflock Royalty


Joined: 19 Jun 2002
Odometer: 40001
Location: Northern Ireland's Gold Coast


2009 Land Rover 110 CSW

PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh dear God
__________________________________
Bert the Defender 110 XS - because it's Cool (work it out yourself!)
Lolita the Lightweight
???? the V8 90 CSW
Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - yes that's right, I have a Zook!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website eBay Name
diff22000
Neil Diamond lookalike


Joined: 30 Jun 2002
Odometer: 9291
Location: Luton Beds



PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can you imagine being stuck on a ship with him for months at a time after that joke? Smile
Yep he is still in the DCJC. Smile

__________________________________
http://www.justgiving.com/team_chaos



co-founder of the famously feared D.C.J.C.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Nightbar
Difflock Royalty


Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Odometer: 20561
Location: In a state of anticipation...


1999 Land Rover Defender

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 4:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool
__________________________________
The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.

Plant a tree for the Difflock 3
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger Skype NameeBay Name
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Difflock Forum Index -> The Lounge All times are GMT - 12 Hours
Page 1 of 1

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot post calendar events in this forum
Adrian Flux 2017

Specialist Tools

Service Kits

Facebook

Oil Safe

Join our mailing list for upcoming events, special offers, discount coupons and expert advice on the latest 4x4 products!

* indicates required





    
Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group