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jojo Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:53 am Post subject: Desperate for a p . . .
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An American tourist was visiting London when he suddenly feels an urge to take a leak. He looks and looks for a toilet but does not find one.
Desperate he goes down a small alley, get's in a dark corner near a wall and starts unzipping his pants.
Suddenly he feels a hand on his shoulder and when he turns around there was a policeman who tells him:
- Sorry sir it is not allowed to urinate in public places.
The American excuses himself and explains the situation. The policeman than says:
- I'll help you .Follow me.
The policeman than brings the tourist through a small gate into a wonderful garden and shows him a tree and says:
- You can urinate here if you like.
The American solves his problem and now with relief asks the policeman:
- Tell me. This is what you call English hospitality?
- No - says the policeman - This is what we call the French Embassy
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:33 pm Post subject:
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Vive la difference...
...I'm sure the feeling would be mutual.
__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
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