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A musical evening

 
 
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jojo
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:46 pm    Post subject: A musical evening Reply with quote

An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like".

An Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.

An Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.

Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.

The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes so the Scotsman asks, "What's wrong, can ye no play it"?

The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna shag her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DCJC?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hes already in...


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:57 pm    Post subject: Re: A musical evening Reply with quote

jojo wrote:
An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like".

An Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.

An Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.

Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.

The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes so the Scotsman asks, "What's wrong, can ye no play it"?

The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna shag her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"

J


J


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