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Xpajun
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A coil of leaf springs has a better ring... Twisted Evil


But talking "conspiracy of lemurs" - I wonder how many others we can group under the term conspiracy - "conspiracy of facebook users" maybe?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:

Its a haiku:

Leaf of coil springing
Suspension is essential
Rolls around corners


I like that.

Can I have it as my signature?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nightbar wrote:
Its a haiku:

Leaf of coil springing
Suspension is essential
Rolls around corners


you got too much time on your hands


run out of bombs?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ged

the navy don't use bombs they use shells
The army use munitions
It's the RAF that use bombs........






what's a cream puff?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nightbar wrote:
Its a haiku:

Leaf of coil springing
Suspension is essential
Rolls around corners


Nice Smile

I Thought i'd get Xpajun reply "Torsion bars"


Cream puffs are delicious.


Terriers or spaniels?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

spaniels



revels or minstrels

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

30 secs to do a haiku:

Spaniels are too cute
Torsion bars articulate
Terriers too bouncy

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RichMayo wrote:
Quote:

Its a haiku:

Leaf of coil springing
Suspension is essential
Rolls around corners


I like that.

Can I have it as my signature?


Feel free to use it
Nothing in life is free but
For you my son, yes

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

where was the question
I thought that this was the thread
do like haikus though



music or reading?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reading (with music on in the background)

Rock or Indie?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

indie rock....




old school soul or old school blues....... (i couldnt choose)

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

old school blues.

should we have got involved and bombed oil fields in Syria?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if the daesh were using the oil to fund terrorism, then yes.

because thats america and britains job......




did anyone see the muslims against isis demonstration outside the whitehouse that was buried so people didnt find out?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked nope, guess they buried it well.


Has this been hidden up too; Are we buying the oil that they tell us is funding terrorism?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

err, yes.

for at least the last 50 years......

on account that saudi, britain and the us sponsor more terrorism than anyone else




did you not know?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd guessed as much already, just probing for peoples opinions...

should I be running my car on used veg oil then? what could you use as alternative for engine oil? Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

engine oil....

theres plenty of oil left..





why do you not run veg already?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't use veg yet because im too lazy... and have a good supplier of petrol/diesel mix (muppets) kerosene (just needs a bit of two stroke for lube) and occasionaly some red, for off road use obviously... and my road cars petrol Sad time for change maybe...

I meant what engine oil do you use to avoid accidently funding maniac suicide bombers?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

none.






which maniac suicide bombers in particular?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now therein lies a question.


Sand or snow?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sand.

5.56 or 7.62

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

.5 all the way.

M82 or m2.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

m2 (and snow)


has anyone got any extra driving talent I can have for if I achieve that combination?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no,






can i have the left over M82 then Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No!

Cliff Richard or Status Quo?
(Christmas song link)

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

QUO!








slade or mariah carey?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wizzard Razz





is it possible to reinstate a banned spammer?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably but how would they know?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

they may have 37 email addresses across a variety of popular providers and multiple member accounts already set up as "sleeper" accounts that only require the name to be changed to re-identify themselves, and an automatic log in bot so that said accounts do not show up on the inactive members list..... and a dynamic ip address that can be changed at will, thus rendering the banning of names or ip addresses useless.

Shocked


sleep tight.?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sounds like a lot of effort to me...but I bet they can do that **** while they're sleeping tight...

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