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( Gray ) Articulating
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:23 am Post subject:
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That would be most apt given the amount of sh*te you've posted over the years...
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:25 am Post subject:
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just keeping within the guidelines
guess what i have
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absquatulation Off-Road Guru
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:31 am Post subject:
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A raging case of herpes!
Why did the forum take a sudden nose dive?
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( Gray ) Articulating
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:32 am Post subject:
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** GED ** wrote: | just keeping within the guidelines
guess what i have |
Oh aye, reformed character, are you...?
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 10:06 am Post subject:
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absquatulation wrote: | A raging case of herpes!
Why did the forum take a sudden nose dive? |
Isis.
But what about the Goldie crew?
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 2:19 pm Post subject:
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( Gray ) wrote: | ** GED ** wrote: | just keeping within the guidelines
guess what i have |
Oh aye, reformed character, are you...? |
SLANDER!!!!!!!!!
AND I CANT THINK OF A QUESTION COZ IM DRUNK.
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teamidris Mud Obsessed
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 6:33 pm Post subject:
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Furry.
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teamidris Mud Obsessed
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 7:14 pm Post subject:
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teamidris wrote: | Drunk in the early afternoon?
Nice one
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biker funeral.........
whyu do i now have a hangover?
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 7:44 pm Post subject:
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Because you stopped drinking.
Respect to the biker.
Have another drink on me?
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mike328 Articulating
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:48 pm Post subject:
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cheers
drunk again.
why?
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 9:37 pm Post subject:
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I wish I knew.
Does anyone?
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:50 am Post subject:
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it would have been the other six pints of stella on top of the metaxa, previous stella and jeez knows what else.
i was surprisingly coherent!
why do i feel great today?
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:01 am Post subject:
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Enjoy it while it lasts...
...do you have the 'brufen to hand?
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:08 am Post subject:
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yeah. off to feed the horses and muck out now.
so, thats three mods in two days......
who ate the rest?
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 11:02 am Post subject:
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Couldn't eat a whole one.
Style Council or The Jam?
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( Gray ) Articulating
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 11:49 am Post subject:
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The Jam, every time.
Brown sauce or red sauce?
Brown sauce of course
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:19 pm Post subject:
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red
piccalilli or mustard
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mike328 Articulating
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:00 pm Post subject:
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piccalilli.
Lager or real beer?
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:28 pm Post subject:
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Real beer (but cold lager has it's place esp on a hot day).
Christmas with the in-laws or living with that decision?
(Yep I'm in planning mode)
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Xpajun Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:02 pm Post subject:
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Nightbar wrote: | Real beer (but cold lager has it's place esp on a hot day).
Christmas with the in-laws or living with that decision?
(Yep I'm in planning mode) |
No f'ing way - same goes for Christmas with me sister as well
What shall I ask?
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Xpajun Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:06 pm Post subject:
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mike328 wrote: | piccalilli.
Lager or real beer? |
100% lager but definitely NOT Stella
There are now some bloody good brews of lager out there now especially San Miguel and Peroni - Not Cobra though unless you like sweet beer (probably ok with curry though )
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jojo Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:11 pm Post subject:
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Xpajun wrote: |
There are now some bloody good brews of lager out there now especially San Miguel and Peroni - Not Cobra though unless you like sweet beer (probably ok with curry though ) |
Cobra and curry is like playing cricket with a really poor bowler - it gives you the runs!
Now my question:
Why is the end of a turd tapered?
J
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teamidris Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 1:18 am Post subject:
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In case you change your mind and want to re-fit it.
For an appointment; why are all the traffic lights red going, but green coming back?
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( Gray ) Articulating
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:59 am Post subject:
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Cos going they're embarrassed, coming back they're envious...?
Bananas, or Sleeper?
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mike328 Articulating
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:52 am Post subject:
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Sleepers. Because trains would be a bit unstable if they laid the track on bananas.
Leaf of coil springs?
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RichMayo Just got MTs
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:10 pm Post subject:
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Both - it's good to have variety.
Unless that wasn't a typo...
In which case is a "leaf of coil springs" the correct term for a gathering of coil springs... like a "scurry of squirrels" or a "conspiracy of lemurs"?
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:16 pm Post subject:
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Its a haiku:
Leaf of coil springing
Suspension is essential
Rolls around corners
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