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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That would be most apt given the amount of sh*te you've posted over the years...
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

just keeping within the guidelines





guess what i have

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A raging case of herpes!

Why did the forum take a sudden nose dive?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

** GED ** wrote:
just keeping within the guidelines





guess what i have


Oh aye, reformed character, are you...?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

absquatulation wrote:
A raging case of herpes!

Why did the forum take a sudden nose dive?


Isis.

But what about the Goldie crew?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

( Gray ) wrote:
** GED ** wrote:
just keeping within the guidelines





guess what i have


Oh aye, reformed character, are you...?


SLANDER!!!!!!!!!


AND I CANT THINK OF A QUESTION COZ IM DRUNK.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drunk in the early afternoon?
Nice one Very Happy

Please use one word to describe the texture of their magical fur....

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Furry.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

Have a awesome sheet metal work vid as a reward ;

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sE1ZbOaJgQo

Many vids, stunning workmanship!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

teamidris wrote:
Drunk in the early afternoon?
Nice one Very Happy



biker funeral.........



whyu do i now have a hangover?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because you stopped drinking.

Respect to the biker.

Have another drink on me?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/w...-we-get-hangovers

does it make me clever that I know the internet has the answer, or stupid because I used the internet to get the answer?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cheers

drunk again.


why?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish I knew.

Does anyone?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it would have been the other six pints of stella on top of the metaxa, previous stella and jeez knows what else.

i was surprisingly coherent!



why do i feel great today?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Enjoy it while it lasts...

...do you have the 'brufen to hand?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah. off to feed the horses and muck out now.

Rolling Eyes



so, thats three mods in two days......



who ate the rest?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Couldn't eat a whole one.

Style Council or The Jam?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Jam, every time.

Brown sauce or red sauce?

Brown sauce of course
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

red


piccalilli or mustard

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

piccalilli.

Lager or real beer?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Real beer (but cold lager has it's place esp on a hot day).

Christmas with the in-laws or living with that decision?
(Yep I'm in planning mode)

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nightbar wrote:
Real beer (but cold lager has it's place esp on a hot day).

Christmas with the in-laws or living with that decision?
(Yep I'm in planning mode)



No f'ing way - same goes for Christmas with me sister as well




What shall I ask?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mike328 wrote:
piccalilli.

Lager or real beer?



100% lager but definitely NOT Stella


There are now some bloody good brews of lager out there now especially San Miguel and Peroni - Not Cobra though unless you like sweet beer (probably ok with curry though Laughing )
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xpajun wrote:


There are now some bloody good brews of lager out there now especially San Miguel and Peroni - Not Cobra though unless you like sweet beer (probably ok with curry though Laughing )



Cobra and curry is like playing cricket with a really poor bowler - it gives you the runs!

Now my question:

Why is the end of a turd tapered?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In case you change your mind and want to re-fit it.

For an appointment; why are all the traffic lights red going, but green coming back?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cos going they're embarrassed, coming back they're envious...?

Bananas, or Sleeper?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sleepers. Because trains would be a bit unstable if they laid the track on bananas.


Leaf of coil springs?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Both - it's good to have variety.

Unless that wasn't a typo...

In which case is a "leaf of coil springs" the correct term for a gathering of coil springs... like a "scurry of squirrels" or a "conspiracy of lemurs"?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its a haiku:

Leaf of coil springing
Suspension is essential
Rolls around corners

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