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mike328 Articulating Joined: 10 Dec 2014 Odometer: 793 Location: Suffolk!
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:39 pm Post subject:
His lazy boy arm chair looks more comfortable;
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w3526602 Difflock Royalty Joined: 10 Jun 2002 Odometer: 10758 Location: Glynneath, South Wales
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:01 am Post subject:
Do You?
She replied "Yes ... with men!"
Where can I hide?
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jojo Mud Obsessed Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Odometer: 5422
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 9:35 am Post subject:
** GED ** wrote: Nightbar wrote: I thought they were all out to get you Ged
who!, where!
jojo wrote: ** GED ** wrote: possibly
if priests wear black to mourn the death of christ, why do they keep telling us he is alive?
They never told me that at theology college.
Do you know any priests and if so do you avoid them or do they avoid you, and by any chance do you know how they get to church when it is snowing?
J
i sort of had a row with the catholic diocese round here and allowed them to tie themselves in knots over a school admissions policy.
they avoid me now .
Shows they have got some sense.
Pity you didn't leave that chair in Gods' Wigwam, the diocese may have liked that.
J
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed Joined: 18 Jun 2014 Odometer: 2039 Location: Scouser
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 9:53 am Post subject:
i see you know of the mersey funnel
why do people enter an almost empty motorway, then immediately head for the middle lane>?
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation... 1999 Land Rover Defender
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 2:57 pm Post subject:
There is no polite answer to that one...
But:
Why do birds suddenly appear, ev'ry time you are near?
or even:
Why do stars fall down from the sky, ev'ry time you walk by?
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed Joined: 18 Jun 2014 Odometer: 2039 Location: Scouser
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:18 pm Post subject:
its a strange metaphysical problem, but i take tablets to preserve the fabric of the universe.
why are ruperts so named?
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation... 1999 Land Rover Defender
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:53 pm Post subject:
Wouldn't know - we don;t have them!
Annie Lennox "why" (or should that be why Annie Lennox?)
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jojo Mud Obsessed Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Odometer: 5422
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:32 pm Post subject:
Why?
(and I am not Number 6)
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed Joined: 18 Jun 2014 Odometer: 2039 Location: Scouser
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:13 pm Post subject:
Nightbar wrote: Wouldn't know - we don;t have them!
of course, all navy occifers just suffer from helioproctosis
why did we sell the GR8`s to the petrols, then buy that occursed f35
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation... 1999 Land Rover Defender
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 6:28 am Post subject:
Ask me one on sport.
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed Joined: 18 Jun 2014 Odometer: 2039 Location: Scouser
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 9:41 am Post subject:
ok.
why is the army winning 58-36?
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Xpajun Mud Obsessed Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Odometer: 3245 1988 Mitsubishi Shogun
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 1:17 pm Post subject:
Nightbar wrote: Ask me one on sport.
*Best Aussie accent*
Wadja do at night when your Sheila ain't home sport?
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed Joined: 18 Jun 2014 Odometer: 2039 Location: Scouser
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:06 pm Post subject:
now the mods are doing hit and run.....
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RichardD Marshall Joined: 13 Mar 2003 Odometer: 22856 Location: State of Confusion
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:30 pm Post subject:
** GED ** wrote:
why are we playing along with this spammer?
he's been banned ...... now
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed Joined: 18 Jun 2014 Odometer: 2039 Location: Scouser
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:47 pm Post subject:
evening, we saved a space for you......
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RichardD Marshall Joined: 13 Mar 2003 Odometer: 22856 Location: State of Confusion
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:06 pm Post subject:
** GED ** wrote: evening, we saved a space for you......
Cheers
I've been here or hereabouts but crazy busy at work and playing with my new toy ... a 1957 Fordson Tractor.
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed Joined: 18 Jun 2014 Odometer: 2039 Location: Scouser
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:11 pm Post subject:
richards gone hilbilly.....
that conjurers up soooo many humorous situations
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RichardD Marshall Joined: 13 Mar 2003 Odometer: 22856 Location: State of Confusion
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:21 pm Post subject:
Oi've been cuntrified
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed Joined: 18 Jun 2014 Odometer: 2039 Location: Scouser
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 4:36 pm Post subject:
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Xpajun Mud Obsessed Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Odometer: 3245 1988 Mitsubishi Shogun
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:43 pm Post subject:
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation... 1999 Land Rover Defender
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:12 pm Post subject:
RichardD wrote: Oi've been cuntrified
So many comments...
...I can only be banned once though
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed Joined: 18 Jun 2014 Odometer: 2039 Location: Scouser
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:54 pm Post subject:
Nightbar wrote:
...I can only be banned once though
Link
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mike328 Articulating Joined: 10 Dec 2014 Odometer: 793 Location: Suffolk!
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 7:56 pm Post subject:
eeerm... where was the question?
What am I supposed to answer?
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation... 1999 Land Rover Defender
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:29 pm Post subject:
Unlike some people Ged
mike328 wrote: eeerm... where was the question?
What am I supposed to answer?
Isn't that 2 questions?
Oops - that was a question wasn't it?
Rats - there I go again don't I?
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mike328 Articulating Joined: 10 Dec 2014 Odometer: 793 Location: Suffolk!
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:53 pm Post subject:
Its ok, there's no problem with answering a question with another question, just ask the politicians!
I vote GED for new anti spam mod. Who's with me?
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed Joined: 18 Jun 2014 Odometer: 2039 Location: Scouser
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:24 pm Post subject:
i seem to report them all in the morning anyway..
why have the met office Americanised themselves?
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Xpajun Mud Obsessed Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Odometer: 3245 1988 Mitsubishi Shogun
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:45 am Post subject:
Cuz they enjoy being yanked around...
Why is the classified ads so active on here compared to the forums?
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed Joined: 18 Jun 2014 Odometer: 2039 Location: Scouser
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 1:44 pm Post subject:
coz there is no 50 post rule.
should we have one?
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jojo Mud Obsessed Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Odometer: 5422
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:42 pm Post subject:
** GED ** wrote: coz there is no 50 post rule.
should we have one?
Why should we have one?
Is there a prize for having more than one, or do you just get banned?
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed Joined: 18 Jun 2014 Odometer: 2039 Location: Scouser
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 10:00 pm Post subject:
maybe...
do you know what a 50 post rule is?
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