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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

His lazy boy arm chair looks more comfortable;



Wink Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do You?

She replied "Yes ... with men!"

Where can I hide?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

** GED ** wrote:
Nightbar wrote:
I thought they were all out to get you Ged Cool


who!, where! Shocked


jojo wrote:
** GED ** wrote:
possibly


if priests wear black to mourn the death of christ, why do they keep telling us he is alive?


They never told me that at theology college.

Do you know any priests and if so do you avoid them or do they avoid you, and by any chance do you know how they get to church when it is snowing?

J


i sort of had a row with the catholic diocese round here and allowed them to tie themselves in knots over a school admissions policy.

they avoid me now.


Shows they have got some sense.

Pity you didn't leave that chair in Gods' Wigwam, the diocese may have liked that.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i see you know of the mersey funnel


why do people enter an almost empty motorway, then immediately head for the middle lane>?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is no polite answer to that one...

But:
Why do birds suddenly appear, ev'ry time you are near?
or even:
Why do stars fall down from the sky, ev'ry time you walk by?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

its a strange metaphysical problem, but i take tablets to preserve the fabric of the universe.

why are ruperts so named?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldn't know - we don;t have them!

Annie Lennox "why" (or should that be why Annie Lennox?)

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why?

(and I am not Number 6)


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Wouldn't know - we don;t have them!



of course, all navy occifers just suffer from helioproctosis




why did we sell the GR8`s to the petrols, then buy that occursed f35

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ask me one on sport.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok.



why is the army winning 58-36?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nightbar wrote:
Ask me one on sport.



*Best Aussie accent*

Wadja do at night when your Sheila ain't home sport?
















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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

now the mods are doing hit and run.....
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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why are we playing along with this spammer?


he's been banned ...... now

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

evening, we saved a space for you......
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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evening, we saved a space for you......


Cheers
I've been here or hereabouts but crazy busy at work and playing with my new toy ... a 1957 Fordson Tractor.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing richards gone hilbilly.....

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

that conjurers up soooo many humorous situations

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oi've been cuntrified
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RichardD wrote:
Oi've been cuntrified


So many comments...

...I can only be banned once though Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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...I can only be banned once though Cool



Link

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eeerm... where was the question?

What am I supposed to answer?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unlike some people Ged Cool

mike328 wrote:
eeerm... where was the question?

What am I supposed to answer?


Isn't that 2 questions?

Oops - that was a question wasn't it?

Rats - there I go again don't I?

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Its ok, there's no problem with answering a question with another question, just ask the politicians! Rolling Eyes


I vote GED for new anti spam mod. Who's with me? Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i seem to report them all in the morning anyway.. Rolling Eyes




why have the met office Americanised themselves?

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Cuz they enjoy being yanked around...




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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

coz there is no 50 post rule.

should we have one?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

** GED ** wrote:
coz there is no 50 post rule.

should we have one?


Why should we have one?

Is there a prize for having more than one, or do you just get banned?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

maybe...

do you know what a 50 post rule is?

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