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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 2:41 am    Post subject: Answer a question, then ask one! Reply with quote

Hello, guys !
So basically, I've seen this on multiple forums before and hadn't seen it done on 4x4 yet, so I thought I would start it.

It's simple, you answer the question to the previous post, then ask your own question. The question can be about anything you want. I'll get it off to a start...

Why is the sky blue?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because it was sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road...?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

coz it was stapled to the punk


why are we playing along with this spammer?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

** GED ** wrote:
coz it was stapled to the punk


why are we playing along with this spammer?


Because the forum has stalled again and we all want to help this spammer get lots of links to his site to boost it on the search engines....







Oops I seemed to have helped Rolling Eyes

Mods should ban and delete link to his website...
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xpajun wrote:
** GED ** wrote:
coz it was stapled to the punk


why are we playing along with this spammer?


Because the forum has stalled again and we all want to help this spammer get lots of links to his site to boost it on the search engines....







Oops I seemed to have helped Rolling Eyes

Mods should ban and delete link to his website...



What was the question?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

does this mean the mods have abandoned us?

Shocked





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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course the mods have abandoned us, you're still here aren't you.........




Why are there exceptions to every rule?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

because rules are made by people and people are fallible, liars, mistaken, self serving and sometimes just plain wrong.

hence we have to have exceptions





can a pilot hear his own sonic boom?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No.


Is there any question left that cant be answered a quick Google search?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes and no...

google will answer with a search not necessarily a answer to the question but sometimes it may.


Why did I not ask a question on my last post








oops - I've done it again Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Might be a spammer - but it's kept you going for a while Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

** GED ** wrote:


can a pilot hear his own sonic boom?



I've heard my own sonic booms even when flying subsonic aircraft.

Or maybe it was just the s**t hitting the back of my pants at mach 2!


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nightbar wrote:
Might be a spammer - but it's kept you going for a while Cool



AND the multiple links to his site Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Why did I not ask a question on my last post?


To put a stop to the madness that has led to a spammer having the fastest moving thread on difflock at the moment Shocked

Has anyone clicked the links in his sig though?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no.



how does the man who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mike328 wrote:
Xpajun wrote:
Why did I not ask a question on my last post?


To put a stop to the madness that has led to a spammer having the fastest moving thread on difflock at the moment Shocked

Has anyone clicked the links in his sig though?


Whether you click or not does not matter - what does matter is that you get lots of people opening and responding to the original post Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

still not moderated....
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this a rhetorical question?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

possibly


if priests wear black to mourn the death of christ, why do they keep telling us he is alive?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

** GED ** wrote:
possibly


if priests wear black to mourn the death of christ, why do they keep telling us he is alive?


He was reborn.

He also lives in the minds, hearts and souls of many guiding their moral compass through the learnings he passed down to us via the stories that were told and written.

Can I hear a hallelujah for our moral compass?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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no.



how does the man who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning?


He walks... and at the end of the day feels the ice cold refreshment of a coors light and thinks 'rats - warm beer again!'

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cynic-al wrote:
** GED ** wrote:
possibly


if priests wear black to mourn the death of christ, why do they keep telling us he is alive?


He was reborn.

He also lives in the minds, hearts and souls of many guiding their moral compass through the learnings he passed down to us via the stories that were told and written.

Can I hear a hallelujah for our moral compass?


no....









prove it.....

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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prove it.....


Bet he cant.

If a spammer has more posts than most of the people in the "grand vit red light on dash immobiliser" thread, and started one with this many responses, has he become an active valued member of the forum for the input????

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mike328 wrote:
** GED ** wrote:
prove it.....


Bet he cant.

If a spammer has more posts than most of the people in the "grand vit red light on dash immobiliser" thread, and started one with this many responses, has he become an active valued member of the forum for the input????



If so just think how active this forum could be if the mods didn't keep deleting the kitchen posts




who locked the mods up?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

who cares!




why are self recovery winches so called, when most are used to pull other people out?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought they were all out to get you Ged Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

** GED ** wrote:
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if priests wear black to mourn the death of christ, why do they keep telling us he is alive?


They never told me that at theology college.

Do you know any priests and if so do you avoid them or do they avoid you, and by any chance do you know how they get to church when it is snowing?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nightbar wrote:
I thought they were all out to get you Ged Cool


who!, where! Shocked


jojo wrote:
** GED ** wrote:
possibly


if priests wear black to mourn the death of christ, why do they keep telling us he is alive?


They never told me that at theology college.

Do you know any priests and if so do you avoid them or do they avoid you, and by any chance do you know how they get to church when it is snowing?

J


i sort of had a row with the catholic diocese round here and allowed them to tie themselves in knots over a school admissions policy.

they avoid me now.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know any priests, but i'd bet they avoid me (and GED) but I know how they deal with snow;



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think they also dont like people sitting in the bosses chair.



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