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duke Mud Obsessed
Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Odometer: 2005 Location: Thatcham Newbury surf 2.4td
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:32 pm Post subject: three wishes
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A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant outside the Social Security Offices.
'My good man,' the fairy said,
'I've been told by David Cameron to grant you three wishes, since you’ve just arrived in England with your wife and seven children – all costs to be borne by the British Tax Payers.'
The man told the fairy:
'Well, in Iraq where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and
-- PING !!! The Asylum Seeker had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more wishes to go'.
The Asylum Seeker refugee claimant now got bolder.
'I need a big house with a three car garage on the Coast with eight bedrooms
– and a Gold Visa Card in each room - for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who are not here yet; I want to bring them all over here.
PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling swimming pool and a BMW, full of his nephews playing their music.
'One more wish left for you', said the fairy, waving her wand.
The Asylum Seeker refugee claimant really decided to go for broke now and said
“I want to be English with English clothes instead of the rags and shawl , and I want to have white skin like the English.'
PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn-out trainers, a dirty Man Utd T-shirt and a greasy baseball hat.. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed,
'Where is my new house? Where’s my Visa Gold Card?'
The fairy said:
'Tough luck. Now that you are English,
you're entitled to
sweet f*** all like the rest of us”.
And she disappeared.
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:51 pm Post subject:
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5 Stars in old money for that one
__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
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