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PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:05 pm    Post subject: Been offline ! Reply with quote

Not been able to access the site for three days, has it been offline ?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahhhh, so it's not just me then!.

"Php critical errors" all the time..

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DD, same here perhaps the hamster wants more money, or they need to get one to cover his holiday shift. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did we glitch out there Diffy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and you're back in the room
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And breathe
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glad it's fixed.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glad it's back. I had to talk to people who were physically in front of me in REAL TIME !
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me too, scary isn't it?!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hid under the sofa until they all went away...
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the forum runs on landrover parts.. it broke down



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toseland wrote:
the forum runs on landrover parts.. it broke down


That must be why the internet leaks in my house...

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had to speak to the people in my house, they seem quite nice...
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Same here, but realized she's still the same SPAM old moaning bitch I spoke to last year when differs had a blackout.

Nb, only joking luv......just wanted to raise a laugh! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DD wrote:
Same here, but realized she's still the same SPAM old moaning bitch I spoke to last year when differs had a blackout.

Nb, only joking luv......just wanted to raise a laugh! Very Happy



same here , but drop the last part .

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

spannerman69 wrote:
DD wrote:
Same here, but realized she's still the same SPAM old moaning bitch I spoke to last year when differs had a blackout.

Nb, only joking luv......just wanted to raise a laugh! Very Happy



same here , but drop the last part .


Does DD know you're seeing his SPAM old moaning bitch...?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

( Gray ) wrote:
spannerman69 wrote:
DD wrote:
Same here, but realized she's still the same SPAM old moaning bitch I spoke to last year when differs had a blackout.

Nb, only joking luv......just wanted to raise a laugh! Very Happy



same here , but drop the last part .


Does DD know you're seeing his SPAM old moaning bitch...?



maybe DD is spannerman's SPAM old moaning bitch Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oi!!! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 7:24 pm    Post subject: A New Year's story to warm the cockles of your heart Reply with quote

One of my many cousins told me this story from last week at work so when you read it in Private Eye you can say you heard it here first. Note some names have been omitted, only some though Laughing

My cousin works for a very large company on the IT side of credit control and they have some blue chip companies as customers including Sainsbury. This story is not about them.

A few weeks ago an email was circulating saying that Company X (my cousin's employers) had changed Bank and that all payments from then on should be made to a new Bank Account. The email was a reasonably good spam/fraud email but not good enough for 99% of customers who ignored it or called to check. One company however did not question it and changed their payment to the new account and paid a bill amounting to well over £1.5 million.

A short time later, a Credit Controller (who sits across from Cuz) calls this customer and asks when the payment of £1.5 million is being paid as it is now well overdue. Customer says "It's been processed from HQ in Mauritius, sent to Switzerland to be actioned in Lichtenstein and paid from Ireland" (or something similar) "it will be in your account soon". CC chappie asks "to which account has it been sent?" Customer gives the fraudulent account details and one can only imagine the reaction when told that they had fallen for a not very sophisticated scam.

The customer? Wonga.com.

The question asked by said credit controller? "so, Wonga.com, what do you do when someone is very late paying?"

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ed wrote:
( Gray ) wrote:
spannerman69 wrote:
DD wrote:
Same here, but realized she's still the same SPAM old moaning bitch I spoke to last year when differs had a blackout.

Nb, only joking luv......just wanted to raise a laugh! Very Happy



same here , but drop the last part .


Does DD know you're seeing his SPAM old moaning bitch...?



maybe DD is spannerman's SPAM old moaning bitch Shocked



eerr nope , not unless DD is in my house making my tea . Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And again........offline that is......
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and back on .haha
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I' m led to believe there was a problem at the hosting Company.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

. wrote:
I' m led to believe there was a problem at the hosting Company.



Think you'll find that the problem is your hosting company is throttling your CPU....
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not my hosting Company. just passing on what the owners have told me.
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Perhaps I should have said Difflock's but you understood Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Twisted Evil How slow is this.
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Mr Tyre wrote:
Twisted Evil How slow is this.



Quite fast really Twisted Evil




Just wait until the store gets fully loaded Shocked
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