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diff22000 Neil Diamond lookalike
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:46 am Post subject: New Navigator for Team Chaos 2
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Well my son Michael now has a new navigator for the Macmillan 4x4 UK Challenge. It is none other than our very own Bertie Bass
I am sure he will be an excellent assett to the team and not only that, he will be able to translate what Ian Culbert is saying
Welcome to the team Bertie.
Colin
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bertie_bas205 Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:05 pm Post subject:
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Well I hope Michael has a sense of humour..... he'll need it with my navigating skills....
Bertie.
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. Difflock Royalty
Joined: 19 Jun 2002 Odometer: 40007 Location: Northern Ireland's Gold Coast
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:26 pm Post subject:
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I hear you went out one night and ended up in Scotlandshire. Wouldn't be so bad but you were just going to the shop for a pint of milk.
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bertie_bas205 Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:32 pm Post subject:
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Well, I picked my cousin up from Birmingham Airport to take him to Rugby which is 27 miles away.....
3 1/2 hours, 2 tanks of fuel and visiting coventry 3 times we arrived...
Frustrating but what a laugh we had....
Bertie.
P.s. Colin, DON'T let Michael see this.....
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diff22000 Neil Diamond lookalike
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:32 pm Post subject:
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Bertie,
you will fit in so well mate
By the way, do you two like port? We will be having a cheese and port evening to keep the chill out. Nothing heavy just a wee dram
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andyt Articulating
Joined: 07 May 2003 Odometer: 500 Location: Glasgow
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:04 pm Post subject:
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diff22000 wrote: | Bertie,
you will fit in so well mate
By the way, do you two like port? We will be having a cheese and port evening to keep the chill out. Nothing heavy just a wee dram |
Port?
Did somebody type PORT!
I'll be there, anywhere, anytime!
So, having a party and I'm not invited Batchelor Bhoy - Right then!
Away in a cream puff,
Andy.
p.s the dirty calendars arrived, in a plain brown envelope - perhaps just as well!!
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bertie_bas205 Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:13 pm Post subject:
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diff22000 wrote: | Bertie,
you will fit in so well mate
By the way, do you two like port? We will be having a cheese and port evening to keep the chill out. Nothing heavy just a wee dram |
Ermmmmmmm, this might supprise ye but i'm more of a Bud and a bag of crisps kinda guy.......
The other Irish (Posh git) will probably have it...
Bertie.
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Naughty T Difflock Royalty
Joined: 11 Jan 2004 Odometer: 11764 Location: Aberdeen
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:21 pm Post subject:
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well done Bert..............not so well done Michael
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. Difflock Royalty
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:37 pm Post subject:
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I'm very partial to a bit of port and cheese - not keen on blue cheese though.
Would you like me to bring you some Tayto cheese and onion Bertie so you don't feel left out?
__________________________________ Bert the Defender 110 XS - because it's Cool (work it out yourself!)
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bertie_bas205 Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:03 pm Post subject:
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. wrote: | I'm very partial to a bit of port and cheese - not keen on blue cheese though.
Would you like me to bring you some Tayto cheese and onion Bertie so you don't feel left out? |
TAYTO TAYTO TAYTO.... PLEEEEEASE!!
Bertie.
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its GED Guest
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:27 am Post subject: Re: New Navigator for Team Chaos 2
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diff22000 wrote: | Well my son Michael now has a new biatch for the Macmillan 4x4 UK Challenge. It is none other than our very own Bertie Bass
I am sure he will be an excellent ass for the team and not only that, he will be able to translate what Ian Culbert is saying. so all we need now is someone who can speak fluent jock with a touch of camp to translate what bert is saying.
Welcome to the team Bertie.
Colin |
edited for accuracy.
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diff22000 Neil Diamond lookalike
Joined: 30 Jun 2002 Odometer: 9291 Location: Luton Beds
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bertie_bas205 Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:16 pm Post subject:
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I just read that scousers "editing".......
Very good Ged....
Bertie.
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Naughty T Difflock Royalty
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:21 am Post subject:
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BTW i have witnessed Berts navigational skills
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its GED Guest
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:23 am Post subject:
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awww come on T, be fair.
he gets home 5 times out of eight.
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bertie_bas205 Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:26 am Post subject:
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Hmmmmm, alls i can do is try i s'pose....
On a serious not, what do i need for the event Colin??
Bertie.
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bertie_bas205 Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:27 am Post subject:
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bertie_bas205 wrote: | Hmmmmm, alls i can do is try i s'pose....
On a serious note, what do i need for the event Colin??
Bertie. |
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diff22000 Neil Diamond lookalike
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:46 am Post subject:
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Hi Bertie,
Driving license.
Wash stuff.
Spare clothes.
Suit for presentation dinner.
We have to get some forms filled in which I will email you.
we willl have all of the cooking stuff in the Team Chaos Discovery.
Passport.
Sleeping bag, pillows etc as it gets bloody cold at night.
Sense of humour.
Phone charger.
thats about it I think, as we will supply everything else.
Colin
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bertie_bas205 Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:07 am Post subject:
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Thanks Colin....
I take it ye have the dancing girls sorted too???
B
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diff22000 Neil Diamond lookalike
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:11 am Post subject:
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bertie_bas205 wrote: | Thanks Colin....
I take it ye have the dancing girls sorted too???
B |
why do you think I do the Mac so often
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diff22000 Neil Diamond lookalike
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:51 pm Post subject:
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Mr Thomlinson,
you dont need an invite, and I will tread the grapes myself,
seriously Andy, it goes without saying you have an open invite.
Colin (picking the bits from my toes) B
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Naughty T Difflock Royalty
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:57 pm Post subject:
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OMG there should have been a warning,i have a serious phobia of feet and that just scared the bejesus out of me
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diff22000 Neil Diamond lookalike
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:31 pm Post subject:
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Naughty T wrote: | OMG there should have been a warning,i have a serious phobia of feet and that just scared the bejesus out of me |
I have a serious phobia of Nigella Lawson in sexy lingerie,,,please feel free to get even T
xxx
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Naughty T Difflock Royalty
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:13 pm Post subject:
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diff22000 wrote: | Naughty T wrote: | OMG there should have been a warning,i have a serious phobia of feet and that just scared the bejesus out of me |
I have a serious phobia of Nigella Lawson in sexy lingerie,,,please feel free to get even T
xxx |
Oh i seriously hope Bert gets time off for core,then i WILL get my revenge
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