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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:46 am    Post subject: New Navigator for Team Chaos 2 Reply with quote

Well my son Michael now has a new navigator for the Macmillan 4x4 UK Challenge. It is none other than our very own Bertie Bass Dancing
I am sure he will be an excellent assett to the team and not only that, he will be able to translate what Ian Culbert is saying Laughing

Welcome to the team Bertie.


Colin Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I hope Michael has a sense of humour..... he'll need it with my navigating skills....





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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hear you went out one night and ended up in Scotlandshire. Wouldn't be so bad but you were just going to the shop for a pint of milk.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I picked my cousin up from Birmingham Airport to take him to Rugby which is 27 miles away.....

3 1/2 hours, 2 tanks of fuel and visiting coventry 3 times we arrived...

Frustrating but what a laugh we had....





Bertie.

P.s. Colin, DON'T let Michael see this.....
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bertie,

you will fit in so well mate Laughing

By the way, do you two like port? We will be having a cheese and port evening to keep the chill out. Nothing heavy just a wee dram Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

diff22000 wrote:
Bertie,

you will fit in so well mate Laughing

By the way, do you two like port? We will be having a cheese and port evening to keep the chill out. Nothing heavy just a wee dram Very Happy


Port?
Did somebody type PORT!
I'll be there, anywhere, anytime!
So, having a party and I'm not invited Batchelor Bhoy - Right then!

Away in a cream puff,

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p.s the dirty calendars arrived, in a plain brown envelope - perhaps just as well!!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

diff22000 wrote:
Bertie,

you will fit in so well mate Laughing

By the way, do you two like port? We will be having a cheese and port evening to keep the chill out. Nothing heavy just a wee dram Very Happy


Ermmmmmmm, this might supprise ye but i'm more of a Bud and a bag of crisps kinda guy.......

The other Irish (Posh git) will probably have it...




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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well done Bert..............not so well done Michael
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm very partial to a bit of port and cheese - not keen on blue cheese though.

Would you like me to bring you some Tayto cheese and onion Bertie so you don't feel left out?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

. wrote:
I'm very partial to a bit of port and cheese - not keen on blue cheese though.

Would you like me to bring you some Tayto cheese and onion Bertie so you don't feel left out?


TAYTO TAYTO TAYTO.... PLEEEEEASE!!





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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:27 am    Post subject: Re: New Navigator for Team Chaos 2 Reply with quote

diff22000 wrote:
Well my son Michael now has a new biatch for the Macmillan 4x4 UK Challenge. It is none other than our very own Bertie Bass Dancing
I am sure he will be an excellent ass for the team and not only that, he will be able to translate what Ian Culbert is saying. so all we need now is someone who can speak fluent jock with a touch of camp to translate what bert is saying. Laughing

Welcome to the team Bertie.


Colin Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^^ Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Applause
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just read that scousers "editing".......

Very good Ged....





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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BTW i have witnessed Berts navigational skills Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

awww come on T, be fair.









he gets home 5 times out of eight.





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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmmmm, alls i can do is try i s'pose....

On a serious not, what do i need for the event Colin??





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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bertie_bas205 wrote:
Hmmmmm, alls i can do is try i s'pose....

On a serious note, what do i need for the event Colin??





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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Bertie,

Driving license.
Wash stuff.
Spare clothes.
Suit for presentation dinner.
We have to get some forms filled in which I will email you.
we willl have all of the cooking stuff in the Team Chaos Discovery.
Passport.
Sleeping bag, pillows etc as it gets bloody cold at night.
Sense of humour.
Phone charger.

thats about it I think, as we will supply everything else.

Colin Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks Colin....

I take it ye have the dancing girls sorted too???





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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bertie_bas205 wrote:
Thanks Colin....

I take it ye have the dancing girls sorted too???





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why do you think I do the Mac so often Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Thomlinson,

you dont need an invite, and I will tread the grapes myself,

seriously Andy, it goes without saying you have an open invite.

Colin (picking the bits from my toes) B Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG there should have been a warning,i have a serious phobia of feet and that just scared the bejesus out of me Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naughty T wrote:
OMG there should have been a warning,i have a serious phobia of feet and that just scared the bejesus out of me Crying or Very sad



I have a serious phobia of Nigella Lawson in sexy lingerie,,,please feel free to get even T
xxx Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

diff22000 wrote:
Naughty T wrote:
OMG there should have been a warning,i have a serious phobia of feet and that just scared the bejesus out of me Crying or Very sad



I have a serious phobia of Nigella Lawson in sexy lingerie,,,please feel free to get even T
xxx Wink


Oh i seriously hope Bert gets time off for core,then i WILL get my revenge Twisted Evil

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