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Looking for an old hearse.

 
 
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:19 am    Post subject: Looking for an old hearse. Reply with quote

Ive been a member here for many years but haven't posted for quite a while. I've not owned a LR for about 12 years or so until I bought a Disco Sport a few months back. I used to do a lot of laning around North Wales area back in the day often with my friend Brian (bubbleboy). Sadly Brian died suddenly a couple of weeks back, total shock as he had no previous medical conditions. His wife is trying to find a Land Rover that can be used as a hearse, the only things she can find so far are modern shiny examples. We both think something like an older 110 or series 3 would be more Brian's style. So do any of you know of something that may fit the bill, either commercial or private. It would be for mid November on the Wirral.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to read LRO and there were sometimes ads in it for proper Land Rover hearses. It may be worth looking in/contacting LR magazines.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like she has managed to find something suitable.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Greetings to our Scottish members this St. Andrews Day.


Three men in a pub.

The first man says "My Name is Andrew because I was born on St. Andrews Day".

The second man says "My name is George because I was born on St. Georges Day".

The third man says "My name is Pancake . . . ".


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2022 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you like this one you might like this as you may not have heard it before:

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

"What the heck are you doing Mick" says Paddy.

"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me, says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor".

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2022 9:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Nightbar,

That was a really good one, never heard it before. it was so good that most of the Difflockers seem to have died off laughing as there seems to be only me, you and Felix left. Very sad but this one will cheer you up.

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

"What the heck are you doing Mick" says Paddy.

"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me, says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor".


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