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jojo Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:01 am Post subject: Stop me and buy one
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Shamelessly nicked from another forum:
A penguin is out for a drive when he notices a soft brake pedal. He slows down and at the next town stops in at the local garage and explains to the mechanic. Mechanic says 'just let me finish this job and then I'll take a look, come back in an hour'
The penguin heads off looking to kill time. There's not much to do so he goes and gets an ice cream. Since penguins just have them silly stubby wings he made a bit of a mess of eating it and got it all round his mouth and chin. Any way after an hour he heads back to the garage and the mechanic pokes his head out from under a bonnet and says 'looks like you blew a seal' 'no' said the penguin it's just ice cream'
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