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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A woman was sent home from work early due to corona virus. She opened her front door only to see her husband on the stairs shagging seven bells out of an attractive young woman.

When the dust had settled and the swollen black eye had eased a bit the wife wanted to know all about it. He said that he found the young woman crying in the street and he asked what was the matter and she told him she had been sacked from the restaurant she worked in because it had closed due to the corona virus shutdown. She came from Poland and there were no more flights back and to make matters worse someone had stolen her handbag with all her money and passport.

He felt sorry for her and she said she hadnít eaten for two days so he took her home and gave her some of the steak and kidney pie he had made for his wife last night that she didnít eat because it was fattening. It was cold outside so he gave her a coat that his wife had grown out of and as she had no handbag he gave her the handbag he gave his wife last Christmas that she didnít really like and didnít use any more. The same with the knee length boots that she didnít wear because they were out of fashion.

The young woman was about to go out of the door when she asked the man if he had anything else that his wife didnít use anymore. And the rest as they say is history!

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