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w3526602
Difflock Royalty
Joined: 10 Jun 2002
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Location: Glynneath, South Wales
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 Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:26 pm Post subject: Porkies!
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Hi,
I recently visited a farmer friend, noticed heb had a pig with only three legs.
"Why has that pig only got three legs?"
"Well, my young son fell in the river, and Porky dived in to rescue him!"
"Yes, but why does it only have three legs?"
"Well, the house caught fire, and Porky made such a noise we all woke up, and managed to escape."
"Yes, but why does Porky only have three legs?"
"Well, somebody tried to steal my tractor, and Porky chased them off."
"Yes, but why does Porky only have three legs?"
"Well, if you have a pig that clever, it would be silly to eat her all at once."
I'll get my coat.
602
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** GED **
Mud Obsessed
Joined: 18 Jun 2014
Odometer: 2039
Location: Scouser
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| Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:15 am Post subject:
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the other co-founder of the DCJC
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Nightbar
Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Odometer: 20799
Location: In a state of anticipation...
1999 Land Rover Defender
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| Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:46 am Post subject:
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This joke is DJCJ assured 
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The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
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jojo
Mud Obsessed
Joined: 11 Aug 2007
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Why are fish banned from wearing a red nose on Red Nose day?
Because they can't breathe when they are wearing one.
J
Hat, coat, door.
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