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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:26 pm    Post subject: Porkies! Reply with quote

Hi,

I recently visited a farmer friend, noticed heb had a pig with only three legs.

"Why has that pig only got three legs?"

"Well, my young son fell in the river, and Porky dived in to rescue him!"

"Yes, but why does it only have three legs?"

"Well, the house caught fire, and Porky made such a noise we all woke up, and managed to escape."

"Yes, but why does Porky only have three legs?"

"Well, somebody tried to steal my tractor, and Porky chased them off."

"Yes, but why does Porky only have three legs?"

"Well, if you have a pig that clever, it would be silly to eat her all at once."

I'll get my coat.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why are fish banned from wearing a red nose on Red Nose day?


Because they can't breathe when they are wearing one.

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