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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:52 am Post subject: Merry Christmas
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To you one and all.
Jon
__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
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DD Mud Obsessed
Joined: 25 Sep 2003 Odometer: 9761 Location: Aberdeenshire
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:28 am Post subject:
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humbug
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90 v8 for fun
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 1:58 pm Post subject:
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Bah
__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
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teamidris Mud Obsessed
Joined: 24 Feb 2008 Odometer: 3372 Location: Staffordshire UK
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Xpajun Mud Obsessed
Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Odometer: 3245
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:55 pm Post subject:
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teamidris wrote: | Merry Christmas and may 2019 have much off-roading |
I’d prefer 2019 without may thankyou!
Hope you all enjoyed chrimbo and are well happying the new year
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. Difflock Royalty
Joined: 19 Jun 2002 Odometer: 40007 Location: Northern Ireland's Gold Coast
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:38 pm Post subject:
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and belatedly to you and yours!
__________________________________ Bert the Defender 110 XS - because it's Cool (work it out yourself!)
Lolita the Lightweight
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jojo Mud Obsessed
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Odometer: 5422
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Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:33 am Post subject:
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Happy Christmas and a good new year.
And just to be green and save a bit of electricity Happy Christmas for 2020 as well.
J
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DD Mud Obsessed
Joined: 25 Sep 2003 Odometer: 9761 Location: Aberdeenshire
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Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 1:23 pm Post subject:
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Happy sprout-season to all.....
__________________________________ Disco 'DD' Don
90 v8 for fun
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 2:51 pm Post subject:
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Yum yum
Sprouts
Sprouts are not just for Christmas
__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
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xamtex Difflock Royalty
Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Odometer: 11903 Location: nuneaton
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Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:19 am Post subject:
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happy christmas difflockers.
__________________________________ gods zoo is mighty....BUT..his fence is too low.? |
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Xpajun Mud Obsessed
Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Odometer: 3245
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Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:34 pm Post subject:
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Yeah a Merry Christmas to you all
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:29 pm Post subject:
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Did we all survive?
__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
Joined: 18 Jun 2014 Odometer: 2039 Location: Scouser
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Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:57 pm Post subject:
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possibly.....
__________________________________ the other co-founder of the DCJC
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Xpajun Mud Obsessed
Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Odometer: 3245
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:40 pm Post subject:
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Errr... is it too late or is it too early to wish everyone a merry Christmas and a happy new year
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jojo Mud Obsessed
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Odometer: 5422
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:12 am Post subject:
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I though Christmas was cancelled last year but I may be wrong, in which case happy last Christmas.
If anyone did get me a present for last Christmas but didn't send it PM me and I will let you have my bank details so you can send money instead.
J
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:32 am Post subject:
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jojo wrote: | I though Christmas was cancelled last year but I may be wrong, in which case happy last Christmas.
If anyone did get me a present for last Christmas but didn't send it PM me and I will let you have my bank details so you can send money instead.
J |
I did but I ate it....
__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
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jojo Mud Obsessed
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Odometer: 5422
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 11:07 am Post subject:
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Thank you kind sir.
May I wish one and all happy Corona virus, sorry, I mean Christmas.
J
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:07 pm Post subject:
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Ah Corona ~ I drank that too
__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
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jojo Mud Obsessed
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Odometer: 5422
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:12 am Post subject:
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Me too. Men were men in those days. You could catch worse diseases from scrumping - and from the girl down the street.
J
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Scrunt44 Just got MTs
Joined: 11 Apr 2016 Odometer: 137 Location: Scotland.
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:28 pm Post subject:
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Seemingly Bill Clinton was partial to a corona,
or maybe that was Monica Lewinsky.
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jojo Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:11 am Post subject:
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Shall we have a Corona virus party just to liven things up a bit?
J
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:12 pm Post subject:
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I'll bring the food:
__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:20 pm Post subject:
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__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
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jojo Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:11 am Post subject:
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were chatting over a pint and the Englishman said that his son was born on the 23rd of April, St. Georges' day so they called him George. The Scotsman said his son was born on 30th of November, St. Andrews' day so they called him Andrew. The Irishman said his son was born on 25th of February, Shrove Tuesday so they called him Pancake.
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jojo Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:13 am Post subject:
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I saw a bloke fishing the other day and I asked him what bait he used and he said liquorish, so I asked him what fish he caught using that and he said allsorts.
Sorry, coat door, gone.
J
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jojo Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:19 am Post subject:
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Joe ran a small import/export business but with all this Corona virus stuff and the low £ times were becoming very hard. He had two employees, Jack and Gill, they were both good and he liked them both but with times so hard he was going to have to lay one of them off only he couldn't decide which one.
He spent all weekend worrying about it and still couldn't decide so he thought the only way would be to let the first one who came into his office would be the one he let go.
It was Gill. He was finding it so difficult to say what he had to say and finally blurted out "It's really hard at the moment and I will have to lay you or Jack off".
Gill replied "Oh, that's a shame, it's my time of the month. Can't you just jack off?"
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:57 pm Post subject:
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Where's the Difflock Crap Joke Cub when you need it
__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
Joined: 18 Jun 2014 Odometer: 2039 Location: Scouser
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:56 pm Post subject:
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socially distancing itself....
from jokes like that
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jojo Mud Obsessed
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Odometer: 5422
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:04 am Post subject:
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A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the cashier:
"I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat."
So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food.
The next day, she comes in and tries to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn't buy them without proof.
So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food...
One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said:
"No, you might have a snake in there."
The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and screamed:
"That smells like s**t."
The lady replied:
"It is... I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper please."
J
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:22 pm Post subject:
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Brilliant ~ stolen
__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
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