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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:52 am    Post subject: Merry Christmas Reply with quote

To you one and all.

Jon

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

humbug
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bah Cool
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Merry Christmas and may 2019 have much off-roading Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

teamidris wrote:
Merry Christmas and may 2019 have much off-roading Smile


Id prefer 2019 without may thankyou!

Hope you all enjoyed chrimbo and are well happying the new year
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and belatedly to you and yours!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy Christmas and a good new year.


And just to be green and save a bit of electricity Happy Christmas for 2020 as well.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy sprout-season to all.....


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yum yum

Sprouts Cool

Sprouts are not just for Christmas Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

happy christmas difflockers.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah a Merry Christmas to you all
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did we all survive?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

possibly.....
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Errr... is it too late or is it too early to wish everyone a merry Christmas and a happy new year Embarassed
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I though Christmas was cancelled last year but I may be wrong, in which case happy last Christmas.

If anyone did get me a present for last Christmas but didn't send it PM me and I will let you have my bank details so you can send money instead.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jojo wrote:
I though Christmas was cancelled last year but I may be wrong, in which case happy last Christmas.

If anyone did get me a present for last Christmas but didn't send it PM me and I will let you have my bank details so you can send money instead.

J


I did but I ate it.... Cool

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you kind sir.

May I wish one and all happy Corona virus, sorry, I mean Christmas.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah Corona ~ I drank that too Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me too. Men were men in those days. You could catch worse diseases from scrumping - and from the girl down the street.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seemingly Bill Clinton was partial to a corona,
or maybe that was Monica Lewinsky.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shall we have a Corona virus party just to liven things up a bit?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll bring the food:


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were chatting over a pint and the Englishman said that his son was born on the 23rd of April, St. Georges' day so they called him George. The Scotsman said his son was born on 30th of November, St. Andrews' day so they called him Andrew. The Irishman said his son was born on 25th of February, Shrove Tuesday so they called him Pancake.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw a bloke fishing the other day and I asked him what bait he used and he said liquorish, so I asked him what fish he caught using that and he said allsorts.


Sorry, coat door, gone.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe ran a small import/export business but with all this Corona virus stuff and the low times were becoming very hard. He had two employees, Jack and Gill, they were both good and he liked them both but with times so hard he was going to have to lay one of them off only he couldn't decide which one.

He spent all weekend worrying about it and still couldn't decide so he thought the only way would be to let the first one who came into his office would be the one he let go.

It was Gill. He was finding it so difficult to say what he had to say and finally blurted out "It's really hard at the moment and I will have to lay you or Jack off".

Gill replied "Oh, that's a shame, it's my time of the month. Can't you just jack off?"


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's the Difflock Crap Joke Cub when you need it Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

socially distancing itself....

















from jokes like that

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the cashier:
"I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat."

So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food.

The next day, she comes in and tries to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn't buy them without proof.
So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food...

One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said:
"No, you might have a snake in there."

The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and screamed:
"That smells like s**t."

The lady replied:
"It is... I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper please."

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Brilliant ~ stolen Cool
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