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jojo
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries
and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?”
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
“I meant my dress size, you idiot!”
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Damian
Mud Obsessed
Joined: 12 Jun 2002
Odometer: 8823
Location: Bolton, a town far, far away....
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I've had to cancel my meeting at constipated anonymous tonight - I can't go.
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Nightbar
Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
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Location: In a state of anticipation...
1999 Land Rover Defender
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| Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:07 am Post subject:
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^^^ groan ^^^
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Damian
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| Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:46 pm Post subject:
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Jokes about sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar, well, demerara.
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Damian
Mud Obsessed
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Location: Bolton, a town far, far away....
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Whilst I'm still here, I’ve got a polish friend who’s a sound engineer.
I’ve got a Czech one too...
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Nightbar
Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
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1999 Land Rover Defender
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| Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:39 pm Post subject:
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