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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Gizza Job?


A scouser saying Gizza Job?

Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

absquatulation wrote:
** GED ** wrote:


Gizza Job?


A scouser saying Gizza Job?

Shocked


Possibly heard someone say it but doesn't understand what it means Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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absquatulation
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xpajun wrote:
absquatulation wrote:
** GED ** wrote:


Gizza Job?


A scouser saying Gizza Job?

Shocked


Possibly heard someone say it but doesn't understand what it means Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


Watching too much TV..... Probably Jeremy Kyle!







(Side fact: Jeremy was a nice kid when I went to school with him.....)

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

keep up ladies....
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A blond woman pushes her BMW into a garage. She tells the mechanic it "just died", but after a few minutes of tinkering it's running smoothly.

"What was wrong?" she asked.

"Just crap in the carburetor"the bloke replies.

"How often do I have to do that"she says.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Queen is visiting a Glasgow hospital.

She enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or
illness,

She greets one. The patient replies:

"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm".

The Queen is confused, so she just grins and moves on to the next patient.

The next patient responds:

"Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit".

Even more confused, and her grin now rictus-like, the Queen moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:

" Wee sleekit, cowerin, timorous beasty,
O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle".

Now seriously troubled, the Queen turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, 'Is this a psychiatric ward?'

'No,' replies the doctor,................................. 'this is the
serious Burns unit.'
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