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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Gizza Job?


A scouser saying Gizza Job?

Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

absquatulation wrote:
** GED ** wrote:


Gizza Job?


A scouser saying Gizza Job?

Shocked


Possibly heard someone say it but doesn't understand what it means Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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absquatulation
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xpajun wrote:
absquatulation wrote:
** GED ** wrote:


Gizza Job?


A scouser saying Gizza Job?

Shocked


Possibly heard someone say it but doesn't understand what it means Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


Watching too much TV..... Probably Jeremy Kyle!







(Side fact: Jeremy was a nice kid when I went to school with him.....)

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

keep up ladies....
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A blond woman pushes her BMW into a garage. She tells the mechanic it "just died", but after a few minutes of tinkering it's running smoothly.

"What was wrong?" she asked.

"Just crap in the carburetor"the bloke replies.

"How often do I have to do that"she says.

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