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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:04 pm    Post subject: Medical tales Reply with quote

An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in Israel is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said, 'Hah!. We can take an ar5ehole out of Eton, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours’.


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