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jojo Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:46 pm Post subject: A musical evening
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An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like".
An Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes so the Scotsman asks, "What's wrong, can ye no play it"?
The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna shag her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:54 pm Post subject:
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DCJC?
__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:52 pm Post subject:
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hes already in...
joy.....
__________________________________ the other co-founder of the DCJC
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Mr Tyre Mr Tyre
Joined: 17 Jun 2002 Odometer: 4957 Location: Darlington Co Durham
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:57 pm Post subject: Re: A musical evening
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jojo wrote: | An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like".
An Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes so the Scotsman asks, "What's wrong, can ye no play it"?
The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna shag her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"
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