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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
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Orangev81 Just got MTs
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:34 am Post subject:
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I went to the doctors yesterday and said...Doctor, I've got a sore throat.
A little raw he said, so I said roar
10k for that.....bargain!!
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jojo Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:03 am Post subject:
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The other day I found a suitcase in the park. When I opened it, it had a false bottom and £100,000 in used notes.
I couldn't believe my luck. All my life I've wanted a suitcase with a false bottom.
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I've just tucked my shirt in.
I don't know why I put it to bed so early.
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I called my doctor's surgery this morning.
"I need to make an appointment for as soon as possible please. Everything in my ear is echoing."
"Ok," she replied. "How does tomorrow sound?"
I said, "Morrow, orrow, ow."
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teamidris Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:51 am Post subject:
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This morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas,
How it got in my pyjamas I'll never know?
Has to be my favorite, but I like;
I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow and when I woke up the pillow was gone!
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:26 am Post subject:
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not the exact jokes i was thinking of, but hey!
an insect just flew in through my window and exploded...
i think it was a Jihaddy longlegs
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jojo Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 7:39 pm Post subject:
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I went to see my brother in law where he works but he wasn't there.
They told me he had gone to work for another firm of solicitors!
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GVstu Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 7:55 pm Post subject:
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** GED ** wrote: | not the exact jokes i was thinking of, but hey!
an insect just flew in through my window and exploded...
i think it was a Jihaddy longlegs |
Hahaha
We're plagued by them at the moment, I do a great impression of a daddy long legs trying to get stuck in my wife's hair.
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jojo Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:35 pm Post subject:
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GVstu wrote: | ** GED ** wrote: | not the exact jokes i was thinking of, but hey!
an insect just flew in through my window and exploded...
i think it was a Jihaddy longlegs |
Hahaha
We're plagued by them at the moment, I do a great impression of a daddy long legs trying to get stuck in my wife's hair. |
If there were several of them trying to get into your wife's hair would that make a Jihaddynet?
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:30 pm Post subject:
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just a slight side note, but does anyone know what the plural for daddy long legs is?
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 7:10 am Post subject:
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Good point, but I wonder what the politically correct term for a Daddy Long Legs is....
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Xpajun Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 7:31 am Post subject:
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** GED ** wrote: | just a slight side note, but does anyone know what the plural for daddy long legs is? |
Long-legged-daddies?
Nightbar wrote: | Good point, but I wonder what the politically correct term for a Daddy Long Legs is.... |
politically correct is not required as it is a Daddy Long Legs not a Mummy long legs or a Jeremy Clarkson N word long legs
Seriously though as it is officially called a Crane Fly - plural being Crane Flies - I don't think either of the above come in to it
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 8:43 am Post subject:
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five points to that man. daddy long legs is a nick name and a collective noun to boot.
the correct term is indeed craneflies
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jojo Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:00 am Post subject:
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** GED ** wrote: | just a slight side note, but does anyone know what the plural for daddy long legs is? |
The plural for daddy long legs could be daddy long legses. But it is rather a long way to describe them - even as the crane flys!
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vtrax Off-Road Guru
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:35 am Post subject:
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It's a myth anyway .....................
Daddy longlegs's legs aren't actually that long.
They look long comparative to their bodies, but they are actually quite short.
Badgers & several types of antelope have longer legs.
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** GED ** Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:19 am Post subject:
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its too early to reply......
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jojo Mud Obsessed
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:35 am Post subject:
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vtrax wrote: |
Badgers & several types of antelope have longer legs. |
So does Naomi Campbell and some other birds.
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:20 pm Post subject:
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I'm keeping my inside leg out of this...
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