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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:13 am    Post subject: Seen it all now Reply with quote

I now know that society is not well.

Went for a haircut yesterday and as I waited I noticed that everyone of the people (male and female) in the waiting area and whilst having a haircut were glued to their mobile phones.

Yes, they even had arms sticking out from under the sheets whilst the barber was doing his work.

I despair.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well it's more polite than shouting at the person next to you whilst the drier is on.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it any different to reading a book, newspaper or magazine?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I spend my time looking at Pamela's boobs in the mirror when I'm getting my hair cut. Having said that it doesn't long enough for me to make a call or read a book or paper Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ian


Hair


cut


Rolling Eyes Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suppose I just like talking to people.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I spend my time looking at Pamela's boobs in the mirror when I'm getting my hair cut. Having said that it doesn't long enough for me to make a call or read a book or paper Sad

Quality

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Went for a haircut last Friday and nearly had a heart attack when she requested six bloody quid and that was at pensioners rate. Rolling Eyes Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bought as set of Wahl clippers 20 year ago to trim my beard and ended up doing the whole lot. The clippers cost me £25 instead of £10 every 6 weeks for the barber to do it.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to go to a high quality barbers when I lived in Sheffield, you got a free lice check before they cut your hair Surprised

It put me off looking that way at hair dressers as at that establishment they were permanently 9 months pregnant (like the woman in family guy except with a higher BMI and a lower standard of personable skills). Nothing like an unborn child kicking you in the side of head whilst an angry lady with scissors yells at you to bend out of the way as your causing her discomfort. It wasn't me that put it there or my fault that your arms are too short to reach past your belly! Shocked

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