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Joinerman Articulating
Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Odometer: 606
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:05 pm Post subject: Been offline !
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Not been able to access the site for three days, has it been offline ?
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DD Mud Obsessed
Joined: 25 Sep 2003 Odometer: 9761 Location: Aberdeenshire
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:22 pm Post subject:
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Ahhhh, so it's not just me then!.
"Php critical errors" all the time..
__________________________________ Disco 'DD' Don
90 v8 for fun
110 XS CSW daily drive
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Mr Tyre Mr Tyre
Joined: 17 Jun 2002 Odometer: 4957 Location: Darlington Co Durham
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:25 pm Post subject:
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DD, same here perhaps the hamster wants more money, or they need to get one to cover his holiday shift.
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teamidris Mud Obsessed
Joined: 24 Feb 2008 Odometer: 3372 Location: Staffordshire UK
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Mr Tyre Mr Tyre
Joined: 17 Jun 2002 Odometer: 4957 Location: Darlington Co Durham
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:46 pm Post subject:
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. Difflock Royalty
Joined: 19 Jun 2002 Odometer: 40007 Location: Northern Ireland's Gold Coast
2009 Land Rover 110 CSW
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:41 pm Post subject:
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and you're back in the room
__________________________________ Bert the Defender 110 XS - because it's Cool (work it out yourself!)
Lolita the Lightweight
???? the V8 90 CSW
Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - yes that's right, I have a Zook! |
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Joinerman Articulating
Joined: 18 Jan 2008 Odometer: 606
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:27 pm Post subject:
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And breathe
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jojo Mud Obsessed
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Odometer: 5422
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:16 pm Post subject:
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Glad it's fixed.
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teamidris Mud Obsessed
Joined: 24 Feb 2008 Odometer: 3372 Location: Staffordshire UK
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. Difflock Royalty
Joined: 19 Jun 2002 Odometer: 40007 Location: Northern Ireland's Gold Coast
2009 Land Rover 110 CSW
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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:19 am Post subject:
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Me too, scary isn't it?!
__________________________________ Bert the Defender 110 XS - because it's Cool (work it out yourself!)
Lolita the Lightweight
???? the V8 90 CSW
Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - yes that's right, I have a Zook! |
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:46 am Post subject:
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I hid under the sofa until they all went away...
__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
Plant a tree for the Difflock 3 |
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Toseland Mud Obsessed
Joined: 25 Oct 2011 Odometer: 3209 Location: cardiff
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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:16 pm Post subject:
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the forum runs on landrover parts.. it broke down
__________________________________ I live by 2 sayings:
1. The beatings will continue until morale improves
2. Pain is just Weakness leaving the body..
The feeling you get when you first smash your shaft out, is one you will never forget.. especially if you do it in front of 10 guys. |
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Nightbar Difflock Royalty
Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Odometer: 20799 Location: In a state of anticipation...
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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:37 pm Post subject:
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Toseland wrote: | the forum runs on landrover parts.. it broke down |
That must be why the internet leaks in my house...
__________________________________ The ex-Difflock Ambassador to Naples, Sir Nightbar DCJC DFS and 2 bars.
Plant a tree for the Difflock 3 |
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absquatulation Off-Road Guru
Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Odometer: 1922 Location: Lost
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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:58 pm Post subject:
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I had to speak to the people in my house, they seem quite nice...
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DD Mud Obsessed
Joined: 25 Sep 2003 Odometer: 9761 Location: Aberdeenshire
1986 Land Rover Defender
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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:37 pm Post subject:
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Same here, but realized she's still the same SPAM old moaning bitch I spoke to last year when differs had a blackout.
Nb, only joking luv......just wanted to raise a laugh!
__________________________________ Disco 'DD' Don
90 v8 for fun
110 XS CSW daily drive
'I came, I saw, I locked the diff' |
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spannerman69 Mud Obsessed
Joined: 01 Oct 2003 Odometer: 2807 Location: st.helens
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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:53 pm Post subject:
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DD wrote: | Same here, but realized she's still the same SPAM old moaning bitch I spoke to last year when differs had a blackout.
Nb, only joking luv......just wanted to raise a laugh! |
same here , but drop the last part .
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( Gray ) Articulating
Joined: 15 Apr 2012 Odometer: 597
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Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:54 am Post subject:
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spannerman69 wrote: | DD wrote: | Same here, but realized she's still the same SPAM old moaning bitch I spoke to last year when differs had a blackout.
Nb, only joking luv......just wanted to raise a laugh! |
same here , but drop the last part . |
Does DD know you're seeing his SPAM old moaning bitch...?
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ed Mud Obsessed
Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Odometer: 4312
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Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:49 pm Post subject:
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( Gray ) wrote: | spannerman69 wrote: | DD wrote: | Same here, but realized she's still the same SPAM old moaning bitch I spoke to last year when differs had a blackout.
Nb, only joking luv......just wanted to raise a laugh! |
same here , but drop the last part . |
Does DD know you're seeing his SPAM old moaning bitch...? |
maybe DD is spannerman's SPAM old moaning bitch
__________________________________ So let's not talk of love and flowers
And things that don't explode |
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DD Mud Obsessed
Joined: 25 Sep 2003 Odometer: 9761 Location: Aberdeenshire
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Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 3:01 pm Post subject:
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Oi!!!
__________________________________ Disco 'DD' Don
90 v8 for fun
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'I came, I saw, I locked the diff' |
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RichardD Marshall
Joined: 13 Mar 2003 Odometer: 22856 Location: State of Confusion
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Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 7:24 pm Post subject: A New Year's story to warm the cockles of your heart
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One of my many cousins told me this story from last week at work so when you read it in Private Eye you can say you heard it here first. Note some names have been omitted, only some though
My cousin works for a very large company on the IT side of credit control and they have some blue chip companies as customers including Sainsbury. This story is not about them.
A few weeks ago an email was circulating saying that Company X (my cousin's employers) had changed Bank and that all payments from then on should be made to a new Bank Account. The email was a reasonably good spam/fraud email but not good enough for 99% of customers who ignored it or called to check. One company however did not question it and changed their payment to the new account and paid a bill amounting to well over £1.5 million.
A short time later, a Credit Controller (who sits across from Cuz) calls this customer and asks when the payment of £1.5 million is being paid as it is now well overdue. Customer says "It's been processed from HQ in Mauritius, sent to Switzerland to be actioned in Lichtenstein and paid from Ireland" (or something similar) "it will be in your account soon". CC chappie asks "to which account has it been sent?" Customer gives the fraudulent account details and one can only imagine the reaction when told that they had fallen for a not very sophisticated scam.
The customer? Wonga.com.
The question asked by said credit controller? "so, Wonga.com, what do you do when someone is very late paying?"
__________________________________ Poking the Grim Reaper with a stick then running away. The devil made me do it but God said it was okay with him. |
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spannerman69 Mud Obsessed
Joined: 01 Oct 2003 Odometer: 2807 Location: st.helens
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Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:05 pm Post subject:
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ed wrote: | ( Gray ) wrote: | spannerman69 wrote: | DD wrote: | Same here, but realized she's still the same SPAM old moaning bitch I spoke to last year when differs had a blackout.
Nb, only joking luv......just wanted to raise a laugh! |
same here , but drop the last part . |
Does DD know you're seeing his SPAM old moaning bitch...? |
maybe DD is spannerman's SPAM old moaning bitch |
eerr nope , not unless DD is in my house making my tea .
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DD Mud Obsessed
Joined: 25 Sep 2003 Odometer: 9761 Location: Aberdeenshire
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Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:46 pm Post subject:
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And again........offline that is......
__________________________________ Disco 'DD' Don
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spannerman69 Mud Obsessed
Joined: 01 Oct 2003 Odometer: 2807 Location: st.helens
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Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:50 pm Post subject:
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and back on .haha
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. Difflock Royalty
Joined: 19 Jun 2002 Odometer: 40007 Location: Northern Ireland's Gold Coast
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Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:55 pm Post subject:
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I' m led to believe there was a problem at the hosting Company.
__________________________________ Bert the Defender 110 XS - because it's Cool (work it out yourself!)
Lolita the Lightweight
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Xpajun Mud Obsessed
Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Odometer: 3245
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Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:58 pm Post subject:
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. wrote: | I' m led to believe there was a problem at the hosting Company. |
Think you'll find that the problem is your hosting company is throttling your CPU....
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. Difflock Royalty
Joined: 19 Jun 2002 Odometer: 40007 Location: Northern Ireland's Gold Coast
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Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:03 pm Post subject:
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not my hosting Company. just passing on what the owners have told me.
__________________________________ Bert the Defender 110 XS - because it's Cool (work it out yourself!)
Lolita the Lightweight
???? the V8 90 CSW
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Xpajun Mud Obsessed
Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Odometer: 3245
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Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 10:08 pm Post subject:
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Perhaps I should have said Difflock's but you understood
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Mr Tyre Mr Tyre
Joined: 17 Jun 2002 Odometer: 4957 Location: Darlington Co Durham
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Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:45 am Post subject:
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How slow is this.
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Xpajun Mud Obsessed
Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Odometer: 3245
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Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:18 am Post subject:
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Mr Tyre wrote: | How slow is this. |
Quite fast really
Just wait until the store gets fully loaded
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Mr Tyre Mr Tyre
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Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:38 pm Post subject:
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