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What every engineer wants for Christmas

 
 
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teamidris
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:25 pm    Post subject: What every engineer wants for Christmas Reply with quote

Triz Shocked

I get many advertising E mails at work, but I think "Lilly" was a little optimistic with this marketing ploy?
I wrote back and asked for a radio controlled helicopter instead Very Happy

It was either that, or claim that I already had the first two parts of triz and was saving up for the third.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Should I Google triz & lilly or will Mrs NB give me a hard time about my browsing history... Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I googled it and I'm no wiser and not even slightly titlated
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely what every engineer wants for Christmas is a new roll of duct tape and a bigger hammer - oh, and a little "home comfort".

J

PS: home comfort = get rid of the family, switch off the telly, open a bottle of whiskey.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^ wot he said ^^^
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agree with jojo...







Well apart from the whiskey bit...





























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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah. Tank tape is better than duct tape.


This engineer is after a Unimog.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want a hydraulic press but maybe I'm just odd.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I already know what I’m getting for Christmas..... a Propex gas heater to keep me warm.

I know I’m getting it as I bought it and it’s now behind the Christmas Tree.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm getting a BBQ for the caravan, I know as I bought it and the wife wrapped it and put it behind the tree Laughing

That and a new bed apparently... Confused

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

absquatulation wrote:
I already know what I’m getting for Christmas..... a Propex gas heater to keep me warm.

I know I’m getting it as I bought it and it’s now behind the Christmas Tree.



I have a propex gas heater that I bought for my caravan, it will be up for sale because I want the gas/electric version to fit - came out just after I bought the gas version Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

None of us want Triz though, that's for sure Very Happy

Googling "triz & lilly" was less exciting than portrayed by nightbar Sad

No sign of my helicopter yet................

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eh?

Confused

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xpajun wrote:
absquatulation wrote:
I already know what I’m getting for Christmas..... a Propex gas heater to keep me warm.

I know I’m getting it as I bought it and it’s now behind the Christmas Tree.



I have a propex gas heater that I bought for my caravan, it will be up for sale because I want the gas/electric version to fit - came out just after I bought the gas version Rolling Eyes Laughing


Now he tells me!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jojo wrote:
Surely what every lorry driver wants for Christmas is a new roll of duct tape and a bigger hammer - oh, and a little "home comfort".


I corrected that for you, Clarkson style Evil or Very Mad

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