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  Topic: Looking for an old hearse.
jojo

Replies: 5
Views: 362

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2022 9:56 am   Subject: Looking for an old hearse.
Hi Nightbar,

That was a really good one, never heard it before. it was so good that most of the Difflockers seem to have died off laughing as there seems to be only me, you and Felix left. Very s ...
  Topic: Looking for an old hearse.
jojo

Replies: 5
Views: 362

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:23 am   Subject: Looking for an old hearse.
Greetings to our Scottish members this St. Andrews Day.


Three men in a pub.

The first man says "My Name is Andrew because I was born on St. Andrews Day".

The second man says &qu ...
  Topic: Looking for an old hearse.
jojo

Replies: 5
Views: 362

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 10:13 am   Subject: Looking for an old hearse.
I used to read LRO and there were sometimes ads in it for proper Land Rover hearses. It may be worth looking in/contacting LR magazines.


J
  Topic: IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
jojo

Replies: 13
Views: 7027

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:44 am   Subject: IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
A US warship was visiting the UK and was approaching the coast. There was a dead still calm and one of those thick sea fogs reducing visibility to zero.

The ship's radar pinged up something direct ...
  Topic: IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
jojo

Replies: 13
Views: 7027

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2022 10:06 am   Subject: IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
After hearing on the news that there was some one driving the wrong way on the M1 northbound, a bloke rang his girfriend who was driving on the motorway at the time to tell her to be careful as there ...
  Topic: Happy Easter
jojo

Replies: 0
Views: 1463

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:09 am   Subject: Happy Easter
Happy Easter everone.

Wishing you all God's blessing for Easter.

Jojo
  Topic: How to Post Images on Difflock
jojo

Replies: 21
Views: 26326

PostForum: The Gallery   Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 10:32 am   Subject: How to Post Images on Difflock
http://forum.difflock.com/userpix/7327_116702_330lysanders01_1.jpg

Dream machine; you can land it on a tanner or even backwards in a decent head wind.

J
  Topic: Merry Christmas
jojo

Replies: 4
Views: 2532

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2022 11:14 am   Subject: Merry Christmas
In case I forget again:

Happy Christmas 2022 everyone.
  Topic: Merry Christmas
jojo

Replies: 4
Views: 2532

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2021 11:06 am   Subject: Merry Christmas
Happy Christmas all. I forgot we were going to have Christmas again this year.
  Topic: Izuzu D max blade 2 inch lift
jojo

Replies: 1
Views: 1935

PostForum: Nissan, Mitsubishi, Isuzu (inc Vauxhall) & Daihatsu   Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 10:54 am   Subject: Izuzu D max blade 2 inch lift
It depends on what springs you put on, but it will make handling worse.

J
  Topic: How to Post Images on Difflock
jojo

Replies: 21
Views: 26326

PostForum: The Gallery   Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2021 11:23 am   Subject: How to Post Images on Difflock
Yep, I haunt this forum from time to time. It's a really great forum, losts of useful information and jokes - here's one I nicked from another section.

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day ...
  Topic: Still alive... who's around these days
jojo

Replies: 65
Views: 40202

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:21 pm   Subject: Still alive... who's around these days
Did you hear about the mathematician who thought a 4 x 4 car had 16 wheels?


Coat, door, gone.
  Topic: Still alive... who's around these days
jojo

Replies: 65
Views: 40202

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 8:28 am   Subject: Still alive... who's around these days
A bloke who was in hospital heard that pubs had opened up and could serve drinks outside. He was desperate for a drink so he summoned up all his strength and slipped out of the hospital dragging all h ...
  Topic: New SATNAV and Freelander. Instalation query
jojo

Replies: 11
Views: 4274

PostForum: Land Rover   Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:26 am   Subject: New SATNAV and Freelander. Instalation query
Hi 602,

The Freelander 1 was produced from 1997 to 2006 and has the spare wheel on the rear door, later ones had a TD4 engine. The Freelander 2 was produced from 2006 to 2014 and the spare is und ...
  Topic: New SATNAV and Freelander. Instalation query
jojo

Replies: 11
Views: 4274

PostForum: Land Rover   Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:13 am   Subject: New SATNAV and Freelander. Instalation query
Hi 602,

Sorry to hear about your wife, i'm with you on that, my wife is 85 and has a range of medical problems and recently the local hospital has been our second home.

What year is your Freelan ...
  Topic: Is Mr Tyres still here?
jojo

Replies: 18
Views: 6516

PostForum: Wheels and Tyres   Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 8:14 am   Subject: Is Mr Tyres still here?
She also said the winch was 20 metres long, not the winch cable.

J
  Topic: New SATNAV and Freelander. Instalation query
jojo

Replies: 11
Views: 4274

PostForum: Land Rover   Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 8:12 am   Subject: New SATNAV and Freelander. Instalation query
John,
Do you have a Freelander 1 or a Freelander 2. Only the F 1 has an IRD, the F 2 hasa Haldex unit in the rear axle.

J
  Topic: Is Mr Tyres still here?
jojo

Replies: 18
Views: 6516

PostForum: Wheels and Tyres   Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:14 am   Subject: Is Mr Tyres still here?
I think the commentator should have said "high and low range gears" but I thought I would play dumb just for a laugh and hopfully get some basic advice.

J
  Topic: Is Mr Tyres still here?
jojo

Replies: 18
Views: 6516

PostForum: Wheels and Tyres   Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 10:38 am   Subject: Is Mr Tyres still here?
Just watched a tv programme "cop car workshop". In it was a new 4x4 vehicle for the rural policing team and the female commentator described the many features of the vehicle including " ...
  Topic: New SATNAV and Freelander. Instalation query
jojo

Replies: 11
Views: 4274

PostForum: Land Rover   Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 8:11 am   Subject: New SATNAV and Freelander. Instalation query
Hi John,

Long time no post.

I have a TomTom satnav and I don't disconnect it when starting and nothing has gone wrong.

The fag lighter socket nearest the gear lever is only live when the igni ...
  Topic: strata florida - L322
jojo

Replies: 3
Views: 6213

PostForum: Green Lanes and Rights of Way   Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:15 am   Subject: strata florida - L322
Check the covid rules before you go.

J
  Topic: Still alive... who's around these days
jojo

Replies: 65
Views: 40202

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:39 am   Subject: Still alive... who's around these days
Happy Christmas every one.

J

http://forum.difflock.com/userpix/7327_Xmas_tree_2.jpg
  Topic: IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
jojo

Replies: 13
Views: 7027

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2020 7:09 am   Subject: IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
Curiouser and curiouser.... Cool

is that navy speak for pathetic, insecure and laughable.....?

It's navy speak for seeing what else can fit in a pair of sea boots.

J
  Topic: IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
jojo

Replies: 13
Views: 7027

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 6:56 am   Subject: IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
I'm watching you watching me.

J
  Topic: IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
jojo

Replies: 13
Views: 7027

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 7:09 am   Subject: IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
Thanks Nightbar. Good of the Royal Navy to rescue Richard Branson but it would have been better if they saved the boat and left him behind.

J
  Topic: Crap Joke Club joke
jojo

Replies: 138
Views: 83478

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 7:05 am   Subject: Crap Joke Club joke
Well, I am not surprised when we we have to put up with jokes like that.

J
  Topic: Crap Joke Club joke
jojo

Replies: 138
Views: 83478

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 8:47 pm   Subject: Crap Joke Club joke
Is everyone dead, on lockdown or just ****ed off to somewhere nice without telling everyone?


J
  Topic: Crap Joke Club joke
jojo

Replies: 138
Views: 83478

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 8:45 pm   Subject: Crap Joke Club joke
A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to the bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for her husbands cricket bat and starts hitting ...
  Topic: IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
jojo

Replies: 13
Views: 7027

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2020 8:39 pm   Subject: IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
I'm very surprised that nobody on here has posted that yesterday, 13th August, was one of the days in 1917 when an apparition of Our Lady of Fatima was seen by the three children at the Cova da Ira, F ...
  Topic: IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
jojo

Replies: 13
Views: 7027

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2020 10:10 pm   Subject: IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?
Is there anybody here? either on "vacation" or "staycation", which in English is on holiday either at home or abroad.

Wherever you are enjoy your holiday but please, please, avo ...
 
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