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  Topic: Crap Joke Club joke
jojo

Replies: 102
Views: 21556

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:38 am   Subject: Crap Joke Club joke
A French man working in London as a French Letter salesman had been out celebrating the recent agreement between Britain and France. Under the agreement Britain takes in more illegal immigrants from C ...
  Topic: Toodaii oi ar bin mosly
jojo

Replies: 10
Views: 83

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:42 am   Subject: Toodaii oi ar bin mosly
Fixin a immerzian eater

Is that like a water otter, not rat thingy that swims in the river but one of those things use use when you make a cup of tea?

J
  Topic: Surgeon-Captain Richard Jolly OBE
jojo

Replies: 4
Views: 86

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:29 am   Subject: Surgeon-Captain Richard Jolly OBE
RIP. A truly good man.

J
  Topic: Old gaffer tape residue
jojo

Replies: 6
Views: 85

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:10 am   Subject: Old gaffer tape residue
Nick SWMBO's nail varnish remover, that is acetone.

J
  Topic: Dukes of Hazzard fan in a Kia Sorrento
jojo

Replies: 2
Views: 102

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:07 am   Subject: Dukes of Hazzard fan in a Kia Sorrento
I hope he withdrew enough cash to pay for the damage.

J
  Topic: Happy New Year to you all
jojo

Replies: 6
Views: 166

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:54 pm   Subject: Re: Happy New Year to you all
Here's to a good year Cool

I've just put on a set of BFGs.

Wot they all said - Happy New Year.

J
  Topic: imagine the insurance claim against this landrover...
jojo

Replies: 4
Views: 232

PostForum: Land Rover   Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:52 pm   Subject: imagine the insurance claim against this landrover...
That will cost a few bob!

Anyone know if the Land Rover was running on WVO and if so where the driver got it from?

Ged. Is the Liverpool Echo the same paper that produced the Footie Echo?

The ...
  Topic: Wot, it's tomorrow!
jojo

Replies: 14
Views: 1895

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:40 am   Subject: Re: Wot, it's tomorrow!
Happy Christmas everybody.

http://forum.difflock.com/userpix/7327_Xmas_tree_1.jpg



J

Ditto for 2017

J
  Topic: Photobucket
jojo

Replies: 31
Views: 2138

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:14 am   Subject: Photobucket
Donald or Dennis?

They would make a fantastic team and deal with all the spammers we are getting on the forum of late.

J
  Topic: Crap Joke Club joke
jojo

Replies: 102
Views: 21556

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:49 am   Subject: Crap Joke Club joke
How does a camel cross a river in the desert?

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It uses a hump back bridge!


J
  Topic: Fuel delivery issue driving me mad!
jojo

Replies: 14
Views: 474

PostForum: Land Rover   Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:11 am   Subject: Fuel delivery issue driving me mad!
When you feed fuel direct to the carb are you using fresh fuel or stale fuel from the tank? Old petrol deteriorates up to the point where it is useless.

J
  Topic: Who says you can't 'off-road' in a MINI!
jojo

Replies: 2
Views: 246

PostForum: Nissan, Mitsubishi, Isuzu (inc Vauxhall) & Daihatsu   Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:17 am   Subject: Who says you can't 'off-road' in a MINI!
It's the one parked up on the grass verge!

J
  Topic: Attention all Oldies and Dashcammers
jojo

Replies: 12
Views: 1269

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:10 am   Subject: Attention all Oldies and Dashcammers
I'll lay odds that a NFA report will be filed. (No Further Action).

So will I. The reason I reported the incident is because I thought the toe rag who ran into me and then drove off probably had n ...
  Topic: Attention all Oldies and Dashcammers
jojo

Replies: 12
Views: 1269

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:13 am   Subject: Attention all Oldies and Dashcammers
To update so far: Recieved a letter from the police RTC (Road Traffic Collision) Process Team to say that the report has now been recieved and giving a reference number. It goes on to say that before ...
  Topic: Windy October
jojo

Replies: 6
Views: 2296

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:10 am   Subject: Windy October
OK, so let's have another go then http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41684485

J
  Topic: Attention all Oldies and Dashcammers
jojo

Replies: 12
Views: 1269

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:24 am   Subject: Attention all Oldies and Dashcammers
I think once your over 70 you have to take a medical to drive anything over 3.5tonnes every time you renew your license (every 3 years?).

The DVLA say for me I can drive up to 12 tonnes without a ...
  Topic: Windy October
jojo

Replies: 6
Views: 2296

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:20 am   Subject: Windy October
Nothing here either. A few leave FELL off the trees but thats all.

My most recent wind damage sent me running to buy a new pair of underpants.

J
  Topic: Attention all Oldies and Dashcammers
jojo

Replies: 12
Views: 1269

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:46 am   Subject: Attention all Oldies and Dashcammers


You don't need a driving licence for electric bikes, mobility scooters or powered wheelchairs - so there's hope for me yet! Anyone know where I can get a 70mph plus electric bike?

J

I knew ...
  Topic: Attention all Oldies and Dashcammers
jojo

Replies: 12
Views: 1269

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:45 am   Subject: Attention all Oldies and Dashcammers
You can usually turn off the speed stamp if your concerned about that.

Another note to add is that the renewal of your license is a self declaration that your still fit to drive, however you will ...
  Topic: Attention all Oldies and Dashcammers
jojo

Replies: 12
Views: 1269

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:12 am   Subject: Attention all Oldies and Dashcammers
A toe rag ran into the back of me while I was stationary in traffic. Fortunately no injuries or damage to me or my car, but said toe rag reversed and drove off at speed without attempting to exchange ...
  Topic: How long?
jojo

Replies: 9
Views: 718

PostForum: Wheels and Tyres   Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 9:35 am   Subject: How long?
Thanks for the replies. The spare is in the spare compartment inside the car (F2) under the floor and has never been taken out so I will buy three new tyres.

Thanks again,

J
  Topic: How long?
jojo

Replies: 9
Views: 718

PostForum: Wheels and Tyres   Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:54 am   Subject: How long?
How long will tyres last before the rubber perishes and deteriorates to such an extent that the tyre will not be useable/road legal?

The car and tyres are 5 years old and I need to replace them. T ...
  Topic: i know its a basic question for on here but.....
jojo

Replies: 7
Views: 7499

PostForum: Oils and Lubricants   Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:01 am   Subject: i know its a basic question for on here but.....
The wrong kind of oil can cause all kinds of problems. automotive dealerships in your area should be able to help you out. Then you can put in more oil with confidence.


Or just buy the correct oi ...
  Topic: More on my Edwardian Alldays & Onions
jojo

Replies: 453
Views: 117288

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:41 am   Subject: More on my Edwardian Alldays & Onions
Thanks for the update. It is good to know that the car is now running nicely after all the work you have put in.

J
  Topic: HMS QUEEN ELIZABETH
jojo

Replies: 16
Views: 1387

PostForum: The Gallery   Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:25 am   Subject: HMS QUEEN ELIZABETH
Should have kept the tot.
  Topic: Crap Joke Club joke
jojo

Replies: 102
Views: 21556

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:27 am   Subject: Crap Joke Club joke
The Pope was having a shower.

Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal parts, and this happened to be one of those occasions.

Just as he ...
  Topic: Military Spouses
jojo

Replies: 10
Views: 1188

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:58 am   Subject: Military Spouses
  Topic: Crap Joke Club joke
jojo

Replies: 102
Views: 21556

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:44 am   Subject: Crap Joke Club joke
An absent minded professor went into the gents, unbuttened his waistcoat, took out his tie and peed in his pants.
  Topic: Military Spouses
jojo

Replies: 10
Views: 1188

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:39 am   Subject: Military Spouses
I shouldn't have said anything.

J
  Topic: Crap Joke Club joke
jojo

Replies: 102
Views: 21556

PostForum: The Lounge   Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:55 am   Subject: Crap Joke Club joke
After three months of marriage Mary was still sexually unfufilled, in fact she was completely frustrated as Mike, her husband, had never managed to fully consummate the marriage as he fumbled and fumb ...
 
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